
Sausage roll ’crime’ traumatises internet
There are certain things that should be considered sacred and eating a pie or sausage roll the right way has got to be one of them.
But while it might be assumed common knowledge that a sausage roll can only be eaten end first, an absolute travesty has occurred in the UK.
In response to a tweet asking for examples of something that "feels illegal, but isn't" pie and sausage roll chain Gregg's tweeted this photo (and fair warning, it's pretty traumatising):

Gregg's did not provide any information about the image's origins - I'm assuming out of fears for the safety of the person who took that outrageous bite.
But it didn't stop people from (rightly so) going to absolute town on the scandal:
War crimes have been committed here.
— Plasmarion YT (@NPlasmarion) February 5, 2020
— Liz (@lilliputt88) February 4, 2020
delete this
— will🏴🇪🇺🌹 (@willdoestweets) February 4, 2020
Raised by wolves.
— Bellatrixx2020 🆘#ForTheChildren🆘✝️🇺🇸🇮🇪🇬🇧🔥 (@Bellatrixx2020) February 4, 2020
I don't know who did this but I will find them and give them a good talking to
— Joshua Anderson (Cosmo!) (@c0s_mo) February 4, 2020
It's not the first time a sausage has unwittingly found itself at the centre of a media storm.
Back in 2016, photos of Labor leader Bill Shorten's sausage-sizzle eating skills horrified onlookers at a voting station during the election.
Mr Shorten hit a snag when he decided to bite into the middle of the sausage and bread roll rather than the end.
The MP was forced to turn away from the cameras - who had gleefully captured his sausage faux pas - to finish the sandwich, but not before the images were shared online where they have forever gathered infamy.

Similarly, then-UK Prime Minister David Cameron nearly caused a political incident during the 2015 British election campaign over the unusual way he ate a sausage sandwich.
Instead of biting from the middle, Mr Cameron was accused of being too posh after using a knife and fork to eat his snag.
Which is worse? Let us know in the comments below.